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Did you see that ludicrous display in the second half?
What was the coach thinking, sending him on that early?
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Thing about this lot is, they always try and walk it in.

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Rugby phrases for people who've been asked about the breakdown, the bench impact, or "what about that lineout?" — and have absolutely nothing to say.

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TODAY'S EMERGENCY PHRASE

"Saracens don't panic; they just squeeze the game until it opens up."

Saracens/Premiership Rugby/Moss-level bluff

YOUR PHRASE LIST

  1. 01

    Saracens don't panic; they just squeeze the game until it opens up.

  2. 02

    Too lateral, not enough punch around the fringes.

  3. 03

    They're never flashy for the sake of it — it's pressure rugby.

  4. 04

    You can't let Saracens play in your half for ten minutes and expect to survive.

  5. 05

    See that phase play last night?

  6. 06

    It was always going to come down to territory.

  7. 07

    Once the line speed drops, you're chasing shadows.