A USEFUL PARODY
BLUFFBALL
FOR RUGBY
Rugby phrases for people who've been asked about the breakdown, the bench impact, or "what about that lineout?" — and have absolutely nothing to say.
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TODAY'S EMERGENCY PHRASE
"You can't give them that kind of field position."
Saracens/Premiership Rugby/Moss-level bluff
YOUR PHRASE LIST
- 01
You can't give them that kind of field position.
- 02
The breakdown told the whole story.
- 03
You can't give them that kind of field position.
- 04
That's the thing about Saracens — structure over chaos.
- 05
They just didn't earn the right to go wide.
- 06
You can't let Saracens play in your half for ten minutes and expect to survive.
- 07
They didn't adapt to the referee at all.