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BLUFFBALL

FOR RUGBY

Rugby phrases for people who've been asked about the breakdown, the bench impact, or "what about that lineout?" — and have absolutely nothing to say.

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Disclaimer: parody rugby small-talk generator. Not affiliated with any TV show, club, tournament, broadcaster, union, governing body — or the postman.

01
TODAY'S EMERGENCY PHRASE

"That's international rugby now — margins and discipline."

Saracens/Premiership Rugby/Moss-level bluff

YOUR PHRASE LIST

  1. 01

    That's international rugby now — margins and discipline.

  2. 02

    You can't give them that kind of field position.

  3. 03

    The set piece held up, but the shape wasn't there.

  4. 04

    They just didn't earn the right to go wide.

  5. 05

    You can't let Saracens play in your half for ten minutes and expect to survive.

  6. 06

    You can't let Saracens play in your half for ten minutes and expect to survive.

  7. 07

    Saracens don't panic; they just squeeze the game until it opens up.